Tourist Information Booth

Greetings from the Land of PMS. I see that you are a traveler. Normally I don’t talk to tourists. I mean – they’re tourists. But you seem like a kind soul, and so I will go out of my way to warn you: Do not speak to the natives. It is not safe.

Citizens in the Land of PMS are often compared to the pod people in “Invasion of the Body Snatchers.” These were the people who walked around looking all normal, carrying briefcases and walking their dogs and unloading delivery trucks. But one little smile from you and BAM, the screaming starts and before you know it you’re a pod person, too.

So please. Unless you like high-decibel screams, finger pointing and possession by alien forces, just mind your own business and do not talk to me. Thank you.

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