http://www.mombrain.com Embarrassing my family since 2003 Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:01:11 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en When the archeologists find the manpower to excavate MomBrain's desk, this is what they will find: A coffee-stained galley of Cancer Is a Bitch, the UNBELIEVABLY FABULOUS memoir of writer friend Gail Konop Baker. 233 birth certificates of Little League players, waiting to be scanned then shredded. Notebook and voice recorder documenting recent ... http://www.mombrain.com/2008/07/03/a-cultural-history-of-mombrain/ MomBrain is proud to announce the most recent Medal of Honor winner: The Big Guy, for extreme bravery. This is because only the most courageous man would call her cell phone and ask "What's for dinner?" after she had supervised a 5-hour playdate on only 3 hours of jet-lagged sleep, ... http://www.mombrain.com/2008/06/27/whats-for-dinner/ Peelings, nothing more than peelings Trying to forget my peelings ... Peelings, woo-o-o peeling it, woo-o-o, peeling again in my arms ... http://www.mombrain.com/2008/06/24/a-musical-interlude/ MomBrain is blogcasting live from the Yucatan Peninsula, with only 4 minutes left on my Internet connection ... but we are tanning nicely, burning badly, and blistering slightly, depending on where you look. I fear I shall return home looking like a calico cat. Adios amigos! http://www.mombrain.com/2008/06/19/hola-chicas/ Welcome to Emergency Beautification Day. My flight to Cancun leaves in 21 hours, and today is all about the mani, the pedi, and the spray tan, in that order. The Guys are steering clear, ducking the whirlwind of sleeveless tops, sandals, and straw hats. Found a swimsuit - a disappointing ... http://www.mombrain.com/2008/06/14/destination-sunscreen/