Q: When is the last day of school not really the last day of school?

A: When the morning is reserved for a bowling party, and the afternoon for a swimming party.

Q: When does MomBrain begin to eye the sharp objects?

A: Right about the time the black-light disco ball starts swirling and the kids yank their pants down to check out their glow-in-the-dark undies.

Q: When is a swimming pool not a swimming pool?

A: When it has 38 third graders in it. Then it’s a giant warm bathtub where the P is not missing from POOL and you most certainly will TOO take a shower before you get dressed, Little Guy.

Q: What will MomBrain eat for dinner?

A: Eat? Surely you mean drink?