Fly Swatting at MomBrain HQ
Posted on July 13th, 2008 by MomBrain
The Little Guy has made me some lovely gifts in the past: a Lego necklace, lightning bolt earrings made of twisted paper clips, and several “Mommy” name tags to wear at restaurants. The very best gift, though, came last night: Pretty Smelling Lotion, mixed in a plastic cup and now fermenting on the bathroom shelf. I will be wearing it at a barbeque tonight, where I fully expect to attracts swarms of bees, mosquitoes, flies, and several inquiries about the transcendent perfume I’m wearing.
Here is the Little Guy’s recipe for Pretty Smelling Lotion:
Water
10 squirts of lavender soap
Strawberry toothpaste
1 squished up blueberry
1 squirt of hair conditioner
1 squirt of apricot shampoo
Mmmmm …. what’s that smell?
When he goes into business and is ready to market his concoctions, let me know, and I’ll buy some.